So here is an actual email I received from my little brother today. Keep in mind the fact that he is 8 years old.
Subject: Rainy Monday
Dear Sue,
I am at Dad's and I am bored. It has been raining off and on all day. I also have "jock itch" and I am about to sit on sandpaper. That or Dad will have to throw away one of the forks! Anyway, I'll be glad to see you soon.
Love,
Itching to do something
- Susan
- Save for a dead kitten on my watch and under my tire, I find humor in nearly all situations. And not always on purpose, but certainly on cue. In some cases, that makes me a bad person, in others, a hero. It's not my goal to sway you in either direction (lies), I just want to tell you some stories.