Dear Gatorade,
Why do you make it so difficult for me to open your tasty beverages? Is it your ploy to make me strain and sweat for a long period of time because you think I'll appreciate your refreshing liquid all the more after great anticipation and exertion? Or would you have me keep an outfit of oversized, burly men to do my dirty work in the event that I desire a Gatorade Glacier Freeze Thirst Quencher Frost? If so, this relationship isn't going to work out. I don't know that many burly men, and rather than anticipation, I've been experiencing injury and frustration. Worst of all, I often envision myself with a Sour Melon Powerade in hand rather than the above mentioned - your Gatorade. I want to avoid a hostile uprising and a complete boycott of your product, and I am almost certain you do too. What would you have me do? Switch products or remain with you?
I'm so sincere.
Susan Dowdy
Friday, July 25, 2008
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